Luckily, we’ve gone ahead and rounded up some NSFW, adults-only zingers that’ll have you spit-laughing out that eggnog come the holidays.
So, you may not want to go poking around too much. Of course, there are things that live in the dark corners of the internet that could land you on Santa’s naughty list for life. It’s really the best time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun if you think about it that way. Blush away! When it’s cold outside, no one knows the difference between a face flush from feelings and a face flush from the frigid air.
(OK, fine - it’s definitely the Naughty List for us.) First, though, we want to tell some truly bad and extra saucy knock-knock jokes and dirty Christmas jokes.īefore we do, though, suffice it to say that some of what you’re about to read may turn your cheeks redder than Rudolph’s nose. We want to read literotica, send those scandalous sexts, use those Christmas pick-up lines, stir up some scandal with dirty Santa gift ideas, and instigate some dirty truth or dare fun with our partners and friends. Naughty List or Nice List? Who cares! We’re all adults now and ready to cut loose and have a little fun for the remainder of the year.
